apnejokes

Its true that sometime u can’t explain everything.Some this kind of incident happen to my friend.I gonna narate his story in my words. I live in a small village with with my wife and two small kids.I own few cattales which include cow,buffola and some goats.One day i went to milk the cow.and start milking it. When the bucket was about to fill he kicked on the bucket and all the milk fell down, so i tied his leg with the rope amd start milking the cow again.This time again when the bucket reaches to its half, the cow again kicks the bucket which result that all the milk fell on the ground. Then i tied his second leg with the rope and agin start milking the cow.This time again when bucket reaches to its half this time he manages to spread the milk on the floor with the help of this tail.Now i have no rope left with me so i have to tie his tail with my belt .As my pant were very loose it fell down as soon as i remove my belt so my fell down.Just then my wife came and saw me in this situation.Let me explain the situation .Both the legs of the cow were tied ,my pants were down and i was tring to tie the tail of the cow. Thats why i told that sometime you can’t explain everything.

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