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My sister and I were wrestling in the house which was a no no. My sister was throwing me around having a good time. She kind of threw me too hard once and I fell through the wall. We were living in a trailor at the time so the walls were VERY thin. We were like OH MY GOD!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!! We couldnt say we were wrestling… that just wouldnt work… he he. So what we did was tell a lie in a way it sounded like the truth. Let me explain….

My dad use to always tell use if we told the truth if we did something bad we wouldnt get in trouble as much so we used that to our advantage. When dad got home, we met him at the door. My sister did the talking… which was probably a good thing… he he. My sister said to my dad. “You know dad how you always told us if we tell the truth you wont be as mad?” My dad reluctantly said, “Yea I remember. What did you all do?” This took the edge off… he he. What was funny was that after saying this, my sister went on to tell a lie to cover up the probem… he he. We already discussed that we were going to tell him I accidently tripped over the cloths basket and fell through the wall. I was going through my clumsy stage so we thought he would buy it. He did… he never questioned it especially since we were telling the “truth” so he wouldnt be mad… he he. My sister and I laugh about that also to this day.

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