http://apnejokes.today.com Just another Today.com weblog Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:04:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en My sister and I were wrestling in the house which was a no no. My sister was throwing me around having a good time. She kind of threw me too hard once and I fell through the wall. We were living in a trailor at the time so the walls ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/03/21/me-and-my-sister/ On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/09/on-the-stranded/ Our news channels have been gone to bad to worse.They don't have any sense on what subject they should present the newz.They present the newz on any topic they like, they don't care  whether it has got any relation to mass public or not. Like one newz channel gave a ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/07/our-news-channelsgod-help-us/ Its true that sometime u can't explain everything.Some this kind of incident happen to my friend.I gonna narate his story in my words. I live in a small village with with my wife and two small kids.I own few cattales which include cow,buffola and some goats.One day i went to ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/06/sometime-u-cant-explain-everything/ Just think what would happen if i become god just for 1 day.Trust me i will my life to fullest.First of all i will and meet the paki president and beat him to my fullest....coz his ignorance can cause a war.Then i will go and catch Mr.Bin Laden uncle and will ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/05/one-day-god/ Hey guys,i m here to share the funny incident of my first day in collage.When i got up i was late for the college.for the first day dad had arranged a car for me and my collage was 78 km away.When i goes to friends place he also late...but ,some ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/03/my-college-first-day/ When the clock strikes 3 And the lights are dim, The world won't see Her cry for him... Nor will it hear For it will sleep But  in the air,  moon will creep.... Out from the clouds  it will frown. To see her spirits Sink far so down. It sits in thoughts Far up above To give advice, Sound words on love. "You cry for him For he is ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/02/the-ode-to-love/ hey guys ,every year new year comes and all of us take new year resoluolutions but,do we really care of our resolution???As far as young generation  is concerned the anwer is no . In the beggining of every new year we take pledge that we will do this,we will do not ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2009/01/01/again-my-new-year-resoulution/ Man..its said that if u want to life life live it king size but, this defination have been changed.Now its said that if u want to   live life.....live it mallya size. I agree that he is not the richest indian or even in india's top 10 richest then also the ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2008/12/30/life-life-mallya-size/ A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on ... http://apnejokes.today.com/2008/12/18/accident-to-wife/